Stolen from ArkillianDragon I seem to be stealing a lot from you lately
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Victoria
In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.
Italian name meaning "Victorious" or "Victory" given to a girl that embodies the highest level of beauty.
Aww shucks.2.) Your age?
20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
The number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting. I agree with the second answer.
3.) One of your friends?
Rebel time. I am going to do a few of my friends to make it fairer
TaylorA decent looking girl who is always just one of the guys. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Sarcastic and funny yet could get annoying. Resembles a mermaid. Shows little emotion but is truly deep and emotional on the inside.likes to chase the boys but rarely falls in love. Is quite easy to fall for.
JackAn abreviation for Jack Daniels Whiskey. To masturbate
Matthewa sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
FennyBeautiful and Graceful, with a nice smile
A cool and interesting girl who doesnt eat carrots and has a great sense of humor 
MartinA guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
I just realised maybe I should of only done one but there you go! If you want to do the meme you can always steal your name from here
4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
5.) Favorite color(s)?
Pink
An irritating choice of word for "pussy" or any vaginal based slang, used in the original manga books of "Battle Royale" when translated into english. Interesting....
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. Wha?
6.) Birthplace?
Birkenhead
Truly, the arsehole of England. 99% of people lack any culture of any kind.
Wirral Metropolitan Council have yet to decide (after 100+ years) what to do with the area. Much fine architecture is surrounded by horrible red brick pregnancy advice centres (eg the Brook).
The square which is situated in no man's land (Beatties car park) should be avoided at 2am (precisely) at all costs.
There have been attempts at cleaning the area up, getting rid of the smack heads, etc. These attempts are possibly futile, unless the scally element is removed via sterilisation, bombing, etc.
The police force in Birkenhead have all but given up on reinforcing any justice in the area, and now pull over cars - you will never see a police officer on the beat - ever
All that concerns a typical Birkenhead scally, is Reebok, Budweiser, Half Price jewellers bling, a shitty Saxo with a massive exhaust, and birkenhead market. OMG it knows all!
7.) Month of your birth?
September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
A month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head WTF?!?!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Rob
A big hairy ape like creature, with no penis. although if you ask him he will brag about it being huge.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Pommy
A term used to discribe the apperance/personality and overall character of a sterotype british person. *Sigh*
Do it if you want to, I found it rather amusing
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I am back after my absence from the internet. I would of been back weeks ago but my internet service provider sucked ass for a few weeks and then finally pulled their finger out and got the job done, resulting in me having the internets! 
So yeah, I am back and I won't be going away for a while.